Rich Linville

Rich Linville

For 45 years, I enjoyed teaching all subjects at all grade levels. When I retired in 2013, my wife said that I should write children’s books since I had been reading and telling so many stories as a teacher. Since then, I have published over 300 children's ebooks and paperbacks, over 200 audiobooks, and 15 hardcover books. I write both fiction and nonfiction children’s books in all genres. Using a child’s first name and interests, I have custom-written books for adults and children. I enjoy researching topics and writing books as well as writing books to someone's specifications. For comments or questions, email me at teachersask@yahoo.com

The Kitten Who Didn't Know How to Meow

By: Rich Linville

What if you were a kitten and didn't know how to meow?Meet Kip, a tiny, wide‑eyed kitten with a very big problem—every time he tries to meow, something completely unexpected comes out instead. A squeak, a chirp, a croak… anything but a meow. While the other kittens giggle and the barn animals tilt their heads in confusion, Kip begins to wonder if he’ll ever find his true voice.With gentle humor, playful sounds, and heartwarming moments, The Kitten Who Didn’t Know How to Meow follows Kip’s journey as he tries, fails, tries again, and finally discovers that sometimes the thing that makes you different is the thing that makes you wonderful.This charming story celebrates:Perseverance...
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Deborah Sampson: The American Revolution Soldier

By: Rich Linville

In a time when women were expected to stay silent, stay home, and stay invisible, Deborah Sampson chose courage instead. This inspiring book tells the true story of a young woman who disguised herself as a man so she could fight for freedom in the American Revolution.Readers follow Deborah from her difficult childhood to the bold moment she wrapped cloth around her chest, cut her hair, and enlisted in the Continental Army under the name Robert Shurtliff. She marched through mud, survived harsh winters, and faced enemy fire—proving her bravery again and again while guarding her secret.This book brings Deborah’s extraordinary journey to life with clear storytelling, vivid scenes, and power...
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Dragon Jokes for Kids and How to Tell Them

By: Rich Linville

Get ready for a fire‑breathing blast of laughter! Dragon Jokes for Kids and How to Tell Them is a fun, confidence‑boosting adventure into the world of silly dragons, goofy giggles, and the magic of storytelling. Perfect for young readers, families, classrooms, and anyone who loves a good belly laugh.Inside, kids will discover:Dozens of hilarious dragon jokes—from friendly fire‑breathers to clumsy cave‑dwellersEasy tips on how to tell jokes so kids can become the funniest storyteller in the roomConfidence‑building humor that encourages creativity, reading skills, and social playShort, simple pages ideal for early readers and shared reading timeWhether your child wants to make frie...
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Funny Sayings for Kids Book 2: What do you think these sayings mean?

By: Rich Linville

Kids hear funny sayings all the time—“Don’t cry over spilled milk,” “A stitch in time saves nine,” and dozens more. But what do these quirky expressions actually mean? And why do grown‑ups say them?This delightful second book in the Funny Sayings for Kids series turns everyday phrases into a playful guessing game. Each page invites children to think, imagine, and laugh as they explore the hidden meanings behind classic sayings. With simple explanations, silly illustrations, and lots of opportunities to guess before turning the page, kids build vocabulary, confidence, and critical‑thinking skills without even realizing they’re learning.Perfect for classrooms, families, and c...
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Funny Sayings for Kids Book 1: What do you think these funny sayings mean?

By: Rich Linville

Kids love to laugh—and they love a good puzzle. This book gives them both.Packed with silly sayings, quirky expressions, and everyday phrases that sound downright ridiculous when you stop and think about them, this interactive book invites young readers to guess, imagine, and giggle their way through each page. Why do we say someone is “in hot water”? How can you “break the ice” without making a mess? And what does it really mean to “spill the beans”?Children get to explore the playful side of language while building confidence, creativity, and critical‑thinking skills. Each funny saying becomes a mini‑mystery, encouraging kids to make predictions, share ideas, and discover...
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Orange Cat Reads My Mind : A Fantasy for Kids

By: Rich Linville

In this whimsical fantasy, an ordinary kid discovers an extraordinary secret: their orange cat can read minds. Not just moods. Not just wishes. Actual thoughts.

Suddenly, everyday life becomes an adventure. Homework? The cat has opinions. Bullies? The cat has a plan. Big feelings? The cat understands them before they’re even spoken.

But when a mysterious problem threatens their town, the mind‑reading cat and the child must team up in a hilarious, heartwarming quest that celebrates courage, friendship, and the magic of being understood.

Perfect for young readers who love animals, gentle fantasy, and stories that make them laugh while helping them feel seen.

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Horses

By: Rich Linville

Step into the world of one of Earth’s most beloved animals—majestic, powerful, and full of personality. Horses invites young readers on a lively journey through the history, habits, and heart of these remarkable creatures. From wild mustangs racing across open plains to gentle ponies helping children learn to ride, this book celebrates the many roles horses play in our lives.Kids will discover fun facts, surprising abilities, and the unique ways horses communicate, bond, and survive. Clear explanations, engaging photos, and kid-friendly language make this an ideal introduction for curious minds, animal lovers, and early readers eager to explore the natural world.Perfect for classrooms, f...
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The Dog and His Bone A Fable Retelling with Dog Facts

By: Rich Linville

In this playful retelling of Aesop’s classic fable, young readers follow a hungry dog who discovers a delicious bone—only to risk losing it all because of a simple mistake. With gentle humor and clear storytelling, the tale invites children to explore timeless lessons about gratitude, temptation, and the importance of thinking before acting.But this version adds something extra: fun, fascinating dog facts woven throughout the story. Kids learn why dogs love bones, how their senses work, and what makes canine behavior so unique—all while enjoying a familiar fable brought to life in a fresh, engaging way.Perfect for classrooms, families, and early readers, this book blends moral wisdom w...
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My Ice Age Struggles: What was it like to live during the Ice Age?

By: Rich Linville

Step back tens of thousands of years and imagine a world of mammoths, saber‑toothed cats, and endless winter. In this vivid, kid‑friendly journey, young readers discover what daily life was really like during the Ice Age—when survival depended on courage, creativity, and community.Children explore how early humans found food, built shelters, made tools, and protected themselves from fierce predators and freezing temperatures. Along the way, they meet the giant animals that once roamed Earth and learn how people adapted to a world far colder and wilder than our own.Perfect for classrooms, families, and curious young explorers, this book blends history, science, and imagination to help k...
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Carelessness of Youth A Greek Myth

By: Rich Linville

In this engaging retelling of an ancient Greek legend, young readers meet Daedalus—the brilliant inventor—and his spirited son, Icarus, whose bold curiosity often outpaces his caution. When father and son attempt a daring escape using wings crafted from feathers and wax, Icarus is warned to fly carefully. But the thrill of freedom tempts him higher and higher… until the consequences of carelessness come crashing down.Perfect for classrooms, families, and young myth-lovers, this story introduces one of the most enduring lessons from Greek mythology: wisdom grows when we learn to balance courage with care. With clear storytelling and expressive illustrations, children discover not just w...
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