Rich Linville

Rich Linville

For 45 years, I enjoyed teaching all subjects at all grade levels. When I retired in 2013, my wife said that I should write children’s books since I had been reading and telling so many stories as a teacher. Since then, I have published over 300 children's ebooks and paperbacks, over 200 audiobooks, and 15 hardcover books. I write both fiction and nonfiction children’s books in all genres. Using a child’s first name and interests, I have custom-written books for adults and children. I enjoy researching topics and writing books as well as writing books to someone's specifications. For comments or questions, email me at teachersask@yahoo.com

There Was a Crooked Man: A Rhyme Retold

By: Rich Linville

There Was a Crooked Man: A Rhyme Retold takes the classic nursery rhyme and gives it a fresh, imaginative twist that young readers can’t resist. It transforms the familiar sing‑song verse into a playful mini‑adventure filled with quirky characters, gentle surprises, and a crooked world that feels delightfully off‑balance in all the right ways.Children follow the famously crooked man as he wanders through his wonderfully wiggly world—where nothing is quite straight, but everything is full of charm. Each page adds a new bend, twist, or unexpected turn, encouraging kids to predict what might happen next and delighting them when the story zigzags in a new direction.The retelling keeps ...
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Hey Diddle Diddle a Rhyme with Bonus Jokes for Kids

By: Rich Linville

Hey Diddle Diddle: a Rhyme with Bonus Jokes for Kids takes a classic nursery rhyme and turns it into a lively, laugh‑out‑loud adventure perfect for young readers and early learners.This playful retelling keeps the familiar rhythm kids love while adding fresh, silly twists that spark imagination—why did the cow jump over the moon, and what happened next? Each page invites children to giggle, guess, and join in the fun as the rhyme unfolds with bright energy and kid‑friendly humor.To top it off, the book includes a bundle of bonus jokes designed especially for children. These jokes are simple, clean, and irresistibly funny—ideal for building confidence in young readers who love to sh...
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Unicorn Summer

By: Rich Linville

Sunshine, imagination, and a touch of magic come together in this whimsical adventure about a summer unlike any other. When a child discovers a unicorn hiding in the warm glow of a summer day, an ordinary vacation transforms into a season filled with wonder, friendship, and unexpected surprises.Unicorn Summer invites young readers to explore a world where curiosity opens doors, kindness builds trust, and magical creatures might be closer than they seem. Through gentle storytelling and playful moments, the book celebrates the joy of believing in the impossible and the courage it takes to follow a shimmering trail into the unknown.Perfect for early readers, family story time, and classrooms, t...
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Hummingbird's Story

By: Rich Linville

A tiny bird with a giant spirit takes flight in this gentle, inspiring tale about courage, curiosity, and the magic hidden in small things. Hummingbird’s Story invites young readers to soar beside one of nature’s most extraordinary creatures as it zips, hovers, and explores a world far bigger than itself.Through simple, vivid storytelling, children learn how a hummingbird finds food, avoids danger, and uses its remarkable speed and strength to survive. Along the way, the hummingbird discovers an even deeper truth: that being small doesn’t mean being powerless. With determination and heart, even the tiniest wings can carry you far.Perfect for classrooms, nature units, and bedtime readin...
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The Grass Is Greener Over There

By: Rich Linville

A simple question—Is life better somewhere else?—turns into a warm, funny, and wise adventure in this charming story about curiosity, comparison, and appreciating what you already have.In The Grass Is Greener Over There, young readers follow a character who can’t help wondering whether someone else has it easier, happier, or more exciting. Each page reveals a new “greener” place that looks perfect… until a closer look shows its own challenges. With gentle humor and kid‑friendly surprises, the story helps children understand that every life has ups and downs—and that gratitude grows when we stop comparing and start noticing the good around us.Perfect for classrooms, family rea...
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Good News and Bad News

By: Rich Linville

Life is full of surprises—some that make us cheer, and some that make us groan. Good News and Bad News turns everyday ups and downs into a playful, thoughtful journey that helps kids understand how to navigate change with courage, humor, and perspective.Each page presents a new twist: a moment that seems wonderful… until it suddenly isn’t. Or a moment that feels disappointing… until something unexpectedly good appears. Through these gentle reversals, children learn that situations aren’t always what they seem, and that a flexible, hopeful mindset can turn challenges into opportunities.Perfect for classrooms, bedtime reading, and conversations about resilience, this book encourages ...
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My Pet Ghost A What to Do Next Story for Kids

By: Rich Linville

A mysterious whoooosh… a friendly boo!… and suddenly a child discovers something unbelievable—a ghost who wants to be their pet! In this playful, imaginative adventure, kids follow a curious narrator who must figure out what to do next when an unexpected ghost floats into their life.Should you feed it? Teach it tricks? Give it a name? Or maybe… learn what it needs from you?Told with gentle humor and interactive “what would YOU do?” moments, My Pet Ghost invites children to think creatively, make choices, and explore empathy in a safe, silly, and delightfully spooky way. It’s perfect for early readers, classroom discussions, and any child who loves stories that spark imagination...
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Funny Pet Jokes for Kids

By: Rich Linville

A giggle-filled adventure awaits every young pet lover in this playful collection of pet-themed jokes. Funny Pet Jokes for Kids turns cats, dogs, hamsters, birds, fish, and all their quirky habits into laugh‑out‑loud punchlines that kids can’t wait to share.Each joke is easy to read, fun to remember, and perfect for building confidence in young comedians. Whether it’s a silly riddle, a goofy one‑liner, or a clever twist that surprises the whole family, these jokes spark joy while encouraging kids to read, perform, and connect with others.Ideal for classrooms, car rides, bedtime chuckles, and budding jokesters who love making people smile, this book celebrates the humor hiding in ev...
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My Silkworm Secrets and Life Cycle

By: Rich Linville

A tiny creature with a big secret takes center stage in this engaging, kid-friendly journey through one of nature’s most fascinating transformations. My Silkworm Secrets and Life Cycle invites young readers to follow a humble silkworm from the moment it hatches to the moment it becomes a fluttering moth—revealing surprising facts, gentle humor, and the quiet magic of metamorphosis along the way.Children discover how a silkworm eats, grows, spins, and changes, all through clear explanations and warm, accessible storytelling. The book turns science into wonder, helping kids see the extraordinary inside the ordinary. Perfect for classrooms, homeschool lessons, and curious minds everywhere, ...
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The Bible Story of Elijah (Bible for Children)

By: Rich Linville

The Bible Story of Elijah (Bible for Children) brings one of the Bible’s boldest prophets to life in a way that is clear, exciting, and deeply meaningful for young readers.This child‑friendly retelling follows Elijah as he stands up for what is right, listens for God’s voice, and discovers that courage doesn’t always look like fire from heaven—sometimes it looks like quiet trust. Kids learn how Elijah challenged a powerful king, helped a widow in need, and found strength even when he felt alone.The story highlights:Bravery rooted in faith, even when others disagreeKindness and generosity, shown through Elijah’s miraclesListening for God, not in loud storms but in a gentle whisper...
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