Carl Megill

There have been many books written about the United States. This book is unlike those others in many ways. For one thing, those other books contain an enormous amount of facts and figures. This volume contains facts and figures, too, but unlike those other books, my facts and figures are totally "inaccurate."You see, in order for me to come up with accurate facts and figures that would mean I would have to spend endless hours doing, dare I say, research. (Yuk!) I hate doing research, especially on the computer. It cuts into my porn time. That just leaves the local library. And, well, to be totally honest with you, I’ve never really mastered the Dewey Decimal System (at least, not Truman be...