Anthony Piacentini

I am retired/disabled with Primary Progressive MS, so I was minding my own business, checking my facebook one day and noticed twenty to thirty stories about alien abduction popping up on my feed and so I blocked them. For the next few days they kept coming, I would block them ,report them as spam, and use whatever options facebook has to make them go away. THAT ONLY BROUGHT MORE IN, at one point my facebook feed was full of mostly alien abduction stories, I thought ‘dude WTF?’ So I came up with my own idea of what these stories were, and began to comment on them there. Then I thought this through of how to write a story around my hypothesis on the abduction stories. Please enjoy the story that I wrote, it's about the laughs and comedy, not about the money, working on my third book now, you know how all these abductions stories have a similar theme? What if the aliens have to take a class and pass a test before they get a permit to do it? What if a guy named 'Jerry' teaches the class and Jerry does not get one dam shred of respect for it (I.E. like we'd treat DMV people). These 'abductions' have consequences if you break the rules, these rules are enforced by some kind of deputy/ranger/LEO who is Jerry's brother George. George gets no dam respect either.